Me posted up, you going down.

An open letter to the ladies,

Hons, when I am posted up, be it at a club, strip club, bar, state fair, or church... I kind of expect you to come up to me and ask me about me. I'm posted up for a reason. I am literally leaning against the brick/wood/metal wall because I know you'll be coming up to me. I know it.
I always have one leg up though. One leg on the wall. Easier access ladies. Easier access.

So, in closing, next time you see me at your favorite eatery, and I am posted up next to the plastic cups, come up and say hi. I might just be fucking you later that night (if you're not a fatty).

Open invitation to Matt Roloff

Am I the only person other than Hoops that watches TV gems, that most consider either child programming, or stuff that reaches for that 13 year old female demo?

While my wife is out cheating, I like to enjoy a nice hour of Little People Big World. I've even been caught watching Taquita and Kuai for a good 14 minutes.

I'm trying to grow a beard.